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Welcome to Leslie Public schools, where we aim for failure above all else!
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News

Local student punished for learning in school

Student's Biology teacher revealed to be a newly discovered pre-historic mammal

Supreme leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Leslie stops 3rd coup

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Health & Safety

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